If you think… You might need a gardener.

Have you ever heard of Jeff Foxworthy?

Well that’s where this whole category of posts and quotes come from. It all started when my dad (John Mueller) and I were eating dinner. We were talking about the business and got on the topic of the reasons why someone might need a gardener. Being who I am, I began to come up with different reasons and said them all in a southern accent.

All of a sudden, our serious business talk became a comedic, Jeff Foxworthy-style competition for who could come up with the best “If you think… You might need a gardener.”

From there, I decided to make it the focus of one of my 45 second commercials for my networking meetings, and of course it was a great hit! I even asked everyone to come up with their own reason and got a huge response!

So now that I have about 20+ different fun reasons why someone might need a gardener, I created this section for my blog, where I’ll periodically post my favorite “If you think… You might need a gardener” quotes.

Also, feel free to comment with any of your own fun reasons why someone might need a gardener, and don’t worry, we’ll be sure to read them all in a southern accent!